Posted by: tlnemethy | March 1, 2013

Layoff Heard Round The World

Totally stretching the truth with that title, btw. Not so much heard ’round the world as it was heard through rumbles spread throughout the barren wasteland of cubicles. I’m upset, but definitely not as upset as some of the people who joined me at the guillotine. We were hired by a temp agency, meaning that we were temporary, and therefore could be axed at any moment. Sure, we were baited with glorious tidbits about being hired full-time after the seasonal work ended, pizza parties for our dedication, and the simplicities of our tasks, but it had to have an expiration date.

We ended our day normally enough, knowing that some people would be given the heave-ho, but that was to be expected. Phase one of our project was complete, and that left the phase one employees either transferring to phase two work or being shown the door. Apparently though, since we were temps and the full-time employees under a different branch’s employment were being booted they were trained to take over our jobs and we then had to pack up our gear and hit the road on another job prowl.

As much of a bummer as this is, I’m getting a slight kick out of all the terminology for getting laid off. Downsizing. Termination. Reduction in labor. Fired. Shown the door. Escorted from the premises. Canned. Rejoining the ranks of the unemployed. Becoming jobless…

I’ve never seen the parking lot clear so quickly after work. Usually there are people just chatting and loitering and generally ambling to their cars, but not today after being ushered into the dreaded tiny conference room with tables ominously not bearing donuts or other celebratory party wares. Emotions ranged from pissed to shocked and then everyone just rushed out in a huff to clean their desks. One good thing though was that this layoff gave me the chance to get the digits of my cubicle mates. We are bonding in our misery.

Posted by: tlnemethy | February 26, 2013

Screwing The System

I don’t understand people. Guys are always saying they don’t understand girls and girls just say the same thing about the boys, but what we really should be using instead of the gender specificity is the population as a whole. No one knows another person, we may vaguely have an idea of what they would do, sometimes even calling their moves before they happen, but no one can know in actuality every situation and time.

I work for a company that deals mainly with low-income families and the elderly, and even though one might think that I’m doing a service by helping the stigmatized less fortunate there are just times when I get angry at the people playing the system. We give you assistance when you need it, only once because we have a lot of people to help, but still we give you that little extra to help you through the month. Of course, when I’m on the phone with the sweet, thankful people who honestly do need our help it’s an extremely rewarding day of work. The people who take advantage bother me so much more than they normally would, if only because they are getting our assistance and can’t leave it at that.

Don’t be greedy. We have people taking applications for themselves knowing that their elderly parents won’t be able to get through to us for assistance, people that see the option of applying for themselves or others and not even a nanosecond passes before they cast that thought aside in lieu of their own comfort. It’s a tough decision, I completely understand that. I don’t know what I would do if I was in dire straights and had to choose between my own benefit and selflessness. I don’t mind when people choose themselves over others, courtesy only takes us so far in life. But, I’ve never been more proud of humanity than when a grandchild calls in for a widower with bad hearing and forgoes their own application for another time when they can get through to us.

Attitude makes all the difference when dealing with us. I can tell by the first sound of the voice if the customer is going to be a hassle or a jerk, but that’s expected at times. I don’t worry about the angry customers because they are few and far between, they just call to complain or rant and most of the time if you just let them go off on you they’ll calm down and thank you at the end of the call. Not every time, but some of the time.

Cheaters never prosper, right? What a crock.  Cheaters are the most prosperous of us all, but damned if I don’t respect the journey. You could say that anyone cunning enough to make their way in life without taking their lumps is just playing the game wisely and that fairness is just a word to teach to children when you want a piece of their Halloween candy. Fairness. Anyone who complains that something isn’t fair is just being a whiner. Fairness is not something that exists in the adult world. Do I wish it did? Of course. But then again, how often would I feel screwed over if I didn’t get what I deserved because someone else didn’t get it either?

Take your lumps in life. Stop whining. Frown upon the cons, but secretly note their strategies. I’m young and my advice isn’t worth a lick of salt to most, but someday it just might have a noticeable potential. Keep your eyes peeled because the world isn’t following your sunday school etiquette. Learn to lie and learn to bend to situations, but also know when the time is appropriate to use those skills.

Posted by: tlnemethy | February 23, 2013

Grind It ‘Til You Find It

I’m not quite sure why WordPress is being temperamental with me right now, but all I really want to do is get a post out to you guys. Anyways,I don’t talk much about my blue bomber, so I might as well let you in on that little beauty. She’s my [kind of new] convertible, a blue badass with a temper. Fondly dubbed Squirtle, after a water Pokemon, she can rock her shell or go without.

Now, I bought her knowing that I’d have to learn stick and it’s been an oddly fulfilling, yet terrifying process. “Grind it ’til you find it,” were the parting words of  a guy I bought it from. Oh how true those words have become. One day I took her out by myself and, since it’d been a while since a lesson, shifted completely wrong the entire drive. I was all confused at its behavior until I pulled back into the driveway and looked at the diagram on the stickshift. Instead of ramping up gears numerically I’d been jumping from first to third to fifth then straight to second and fourth. She was a trooper though. Since that night I’ve been shifting correctly, although sometimes a tad jarringly.

I got on the highway the other day for the sole reason of not wanting to drive my standard up a hill. And by the word drive, I realistically mean stall it in the stop and go traffic and roll backwards into the car behind me. The sad part is that I’m really a pretty decent standard driver when no one is in the car with me and/or if the roads are not full of traffic. They make me nervous, and usually not the I’m gonna get into an accident kind of nervous but more of  not wanting to embarrassingly hold up traffic flow.

When I stall and there’s someone behind me the chances of me stalling multiple more times is exponentially greater than the chances of me stalling in an empty parking lot at 3am. That’s just how the cookie crumbles. Today I drove away from work while I was trying to get to work. I know this doesn’t really make a lot of sense, but if you’ve seen the main road off which I live you just might understand how taking a left is sometimes impossible. I didn’t circle around the entire block though, I turned into an intersection that actually stops traffic to allow left turns. They are quite handy at times, but mostly I avoid anything with a mercurial lighting system that I can’t pinpoint with precision.

But hey, at least now I plan out my routes carefully and think through my decisions without spontaneity. Squirtle’s doing well, and I think we’ll have a long relationship, at least long enough for me to ride top down, with a sweet old lady chinstrap hat on.

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